Predicting EA College Football 25's top-rated players for each Texas program

A generation of millennial/Gen Z trust issues evaporated Thursday when EA Sports released the official trailer for College Football 25, mercifully ending an 11-year hiatus in which the franchise's imminent return was a recurring April Fool's joke. This summer, grown men will flock to buy a video game console for the first time in a decade, 20-somethings will finally ditch the wheezing Xbox 360 and flash drive of updated rosters, and elementary schoolers will realize what's been missing from their sleepovers with friends.

Here are my predictions for the highest-rated players from each Texas FBS team who'll carry you to victory and their predicted in-game rating.